Curse of Inconsistency

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
clippy
only-tiktoks

amalgamasreal

I'll add to this for the hell of it:

Fluids you can find under your car and what you should do if you see them.

  • Clear fluid with no odor after parking from driving for more than 10 minutes: that's condensation, you can ignore that, it's coming off your AC system.
  • Clear-ish fluid with gasoline odor after parking from driving for more than 10 minutes: if it's by the tail pipe then it means your car is not burning all the gas going through the engine and it's being sent out the exhaust. This can damage your catalytic convertor and hints at other issues, but is not an immediate concern. If you find it anywhere else you need to take it into the shop immediately or you might end up on the news with your car on fire.
  • Black fluid in the middle underneath your engine: you have an oil leak. If the puddle is small then it most likely is a gasket or seal, if the puddle is large then you might have a crack somewhere. If it's a small leak then you can limp it along and top off your oil as necessary till you can get enough money together to get it fixed but if it's a large leak you need to get it taken care of as soon as possible.
  • Green/Blue/Yellow/Orange fluid found at the front of your car: this is either your windshield wiper fluid or your radiator fluid. Either way you have a leak that needs to be addressed but one of them will be more expensive than the other. To see which one it is check your radiator overflow tank in your engine bay, if the colors don't match up then you're okay for a little bit but you'll still want to get it looked at eventually.
  • Milky white fluid at the back and/or front middle: this is differential or "pumpkin" gear oil that's gotten water in it and fouled it up. It means that you have one or more bad seals and need those replaced along with your differential fluid. Get this done as soon as you're able or you will be stranded.
  • Red to reddish-brown fluid in the middle-middle of your vehicle: this is transmission fluid, you have a leak there, get this looked at as soon as you're able to. When your transmission runs out of fluid it'll lock up and you'll be stranded.
fullmoonfireball
the-goldenbot

Remember: women can regenerate your health if you think about them for long enough, but be careful on overcharging it

scottape

i do nothing but think abt women everyday. have i overcharged it.?

the-goldenbot

Your natural yuri abilities have given you a resistance to this debuff, but at the cost of being easily flustered by women which temporary disables your abilities

scottape

wow...! thanks for the tip! i think im finally ready to face the dark lord!

scottape

ghhhooooohh fuck. shes sopretty.

kirbyepicyarn134
just-shower-thoughts

Streaming companies are the landlords of media. You will rent in perpetuity, and never actually own anything.

fuck-you-showerthoughts

✨🏴‍☠️ PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY. PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY 🏴‍☠️✨

fuck-you-showerthoughts

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1. Download Firefox

2. Add the following extensions: uBlock Origin, AdBlocker Ultimate, Privacy Badger, Privacy Possum, minerBlock (ClearURLs and Don’t track me Google also recommended but not necessary for this)

3. Go forth brave soldier

chikaoofka

things to update after a legal name change!

goawayterfs

  • Social security card
  • Driver’s license
  • Passport
  • Birth certificate
  • Employer HR
  • Bank account
  • Credit card company
  • Car insurance
  • Health insurance
  • Utilities
  • Cell phone account
  • Voter registration
  • Your school
  • Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)
  • Doctor’s office & other health specialists
  • TV & internet
  • Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!

quakerboy

#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!

somegaybroom
squeak-axolotl
minicy

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]

capricorn-0mnikorn

More evidence that cats bond with us by mirroring us.

I’ve read accounts here on the Tumblr of a trans man whose cat lowered the pitch of their meow, after he started taking T. So I suspect this woman sings a lot around the house, and her cat is like: “That’s just how we do things in this clowder.”

rumpledspinster

Opera cat

color-palettes
luminull-space

A modified version of the "gotta be one of my favorite genders" meme, with the shoutout to SeesawSiya as "one of my favorite palette makers" instead of "genders". At the bottom is a typically-cropped part of the meme that usually says "I fw men too if anyone was wondering", but "men" has been erased and an arrow added in its place to point to "meowstic-seer-of-the-future".ALT
A picture of various gathered color palettes, along with their palette names, hex codes, and who submitted them. On the left side of the image are 120 palettes, lined up in a grid of 8 columns and 15 rows, all submitted by a user named SeesawSiya. On the right are 28 palettes in two columns of 14, all submitted by a user named meowstic-seer-of-the-future.ALT

Sooooo I noticed that I have... a bit of a palette-saving "problem"...
And instead of actually using them like I keep saying I will pruning them, I decided to make a fun little meme about it!

On the left are a whopping 120 palettes (so far) from @seesawsiya!

And on the right, 28 palettes from @meowstic-seer-of-the-future!
(I actually have 29 saved, but the omitted one is super eyestraining and didn't fit in the lineup space; if anyone wants to see it, it's Raver's Fantasy submitted to @color-palettes, where I got all of these!)

I have a lot more palettes saved in general, but you two take the lead by a long shot, so I wanted to show my appreciation!

I look forward to the numbers in this post becoming rapidly out of date, pff!

(Image descriptions in alts!)